thebitchesters:

Everyday I ask myself

Why can’t you just be a casual viewer

Why do you have to be so invested

It would hurt SO MUCH FUCKING LESS

YOU WOULD HAVE MENTAL STABILITY

BUT NOPE. CAN’T DO THAT, EMOTIONS SAY. NO.

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

stillticksaway:

adriofthedead:

thepreciousthing:

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

…ROAD TRIP.

ponyboy-draws:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

goatblood:

kinda weird how the bible has angels and crosses and stuff like that… might be ripping off Evangelion….

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

soulforsam:

atdemonsrun:

soulforsam:

basically i would like to see and touch a dick

but that would require intimacy with the person attached to said dick

can’t i just adopt one or something

dildo 

what you’re thinking of is a dildo

a dildo is not a dick it is a plastic phallus of lies